very very scary

Today, I made a trip to the grocery store and I happened to stumble on the highly credible British magazine, The Sun. It is basically nothing but a huge pot of ridiculousness piled together with crappy photoshopped pictures of cows being eaten by mutant space bugs or something of that insane nature. Regardless, I still look at them because lines are long, I don't care about Dancing With The Stars drama, and they're funny to make fun of. In the latest issue of The Sun, there is a feature on the dreaded Latin monster, La Chupacabra. Apparently, many goat-herders in South America are frustrated because there herds are being sliced in numbers by this little demon.

Quite terrifying, isn't it? Estoy asustado de la chupacabra.